It's Official...
I'm a soccer mom.

I will cheer and scream and don the team colors.

I will drive to and fro and happily, no, ecstatically, and be at every game (barring any interference with previously scheduled nap times).

I will provide healthy snacks - and bring enough for siblings because I was that sibling once.

But I will not, no way, not gonna do it, won't, put any type of "Soccer Mom" decal on my minivan.

Period.
Go Blue Thunder!
I will cheer and scream and don the team colors.
I will drive to and fro and happily, no, ecstatically, and be at every game (barring any interference with previously scheduled nap times).
I will provide healthy snacks - and bring enough for siblings because I was that sibling once.
But I will not, no way, not gonna do it, won't, put any type of "Soccer Mom" decal on my minivan.
Period.
Go Blue Thunder!
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